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WHAT DOES A SMURF MAKE FROM A COW? blue cheese.
WHY WAS THE BOY EMBARRASSED WHEN HE OPENED THE REFRIDGERATOR? because he saw the salad dressing.
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Q:How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A:You Poke’er face!
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie.
Why do hunters like Christmas??
Because it “Rains”deer.
Q-Why are cooks cruel
A-Becase they whip cream and beat eggs
How do you make a tishue dance?
You put a little boogy in it
what 7 letters did santa say to the refridgerator? o i c u r m t (oh i see you are empty)
Knock knock….. owl…..owls do who!
Q-what did the cat say to the other cat?
A-check MEOW-T!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to see his friends.
Why did the banana go to the doctor ?? because it wasn’t peeling well
Q: What is easy to get into and hard to get out of?
A:Trouble!
why does the gerilla have big nostrials
because they have big fingers
what is snoop dogs favorite weather
drisel
Q. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
*It is Preston’s 5th Birthday today and he can nail this joke: Question How does Lady Ga Ga like her meat? I don’t know Preston, how does she like her meat? Answer: Raw Raw, RawRawRaw Raw Raw, RawRawRaw
Why did the bird stop at the bird food sale??? Because it was cheap, cheap cheap
why did the banna were sunscrean bc he didnt want to get peald
Age: 11
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Answer: A Comb!
bc he didnt want to get peald
why did the banana wear sunscean
knock knock
whos there?
wire
wre who?
why arent you smiling?
Age: 9
What is the special offer at the pet shop this week?
Answer: Buy one get one flea!
One of my son’s fav jokes!
What did the dog yell when he saw trees?
“BARK BARK BARK”
what is a asternot’s favorite place on a computer
answer:space bar !!!
I am not sure if we can eave the joke here? But my son who is 7 but here it is if we need to call in please let us know.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
answer Snowflakes
What would tea taste like when it is frozen?????Answer: Ice Tea!!!
Where does a cow go on a Saturday night??
To the moo-vies